Make Her Say (Swallow)

Holla,

I know I rarely speak to you all. I am not the super random talker. When I speak its with a purpose. I will leave the "talking out your ass" to baby mommas and bloggers. Shouts out to you both. But when I have something to say its usually something interesting or at least something you can critique. For whatever reason! So I have something to say.

First, I am going to say a couple random things. Mars Volta is my new favorite band. Sorry Bloc Party! Be ready for Wa'Jee's new project "The Guilty Pleasure". And check out FCS and Younger Frame...if you haven't already.

Ok, to the point we go. I was asked a question. I am not asking you all the question. But rarely do people text me some random message that make me think. Sorry to those that text me often. I do look forward to not seeing your name cross my screen (yes, I typed that right and no, not all of you). Take this as a rule, if I often don't answer your text immediately then you are one of those people. But I was asked, "What's my opinion of a female that swallows". Please do not continue reading if you wondered what she may swallow. Anyway, I can hear the chants of "bussa", "hoe" and "scud bucket". But really. I mean is she really. Lets hit this shall we.

First, I want to acknowledge something right now. Ladies, if you have given head then you swallowed. (Please read the previous sentence three more times if you said anything close to the following responses "like hell", "not me" or "he didn't cum in my mouth"). Piece of common knowledge, men don't feel pre-ejaculation. What does that mean for you ladies? If you pull the penis out and he hasn't been erect long enough to pre-ejacualte (meaning he wasn't man-wet and you were on business...good job), then he probably ejaculated in your mouth during the bop. For those unaware to sexual anatomy, men's pre-ejaculation is the equivalent of a female getting wet. Best way I could explain it. So what did you do when the flavor in your mouth changed? Did you think that Uncle Joe's you had earlier finally showed its face?! Uh no! He had Uncle Joe's and jizzed (unknowingly) in your mouth. Its reality. So what's your perception of swallowing now? Low-key, there are a couple females like " I will never bop him again"!

So that's the reality of women giving head. But lets attack the question from the common perspective. It is going to be situational on how much respect will be retained or lost (you never get kool-aid points for swallowing that shit...sorry). If a guy meets a chick in Washington Park and she bops him the same day and swallows then she is a bussa or whatever you want to call her. If a female swallows her mate's, of title degree, man sauce then she gets a pass. Those are democratic and republican examples if you will. What about those independent examples you say? Well it gets deep. Lets go from reality. If a female is dealing with a guy consistently (and being faithful to him) but he hasn't given her the title and she swallows his sex condiment then I give her a pass. (I know some of you are in a form of this relationship) Same situation. If she has other dips, whether she chews them up or not, then she is a scud. Special pass alert! If a guy is talking to a female for months, or even a year, and they have gotten close to doing some things but haven't boned or gotten pass second base. She hasn't had sexual contact in like three years (in 2006, her boyfriend cheated on her with her college roommate and since has been on the bum dating scene). If he takes another strong shot (with I will GTD in mind) and gets pass the air strip or baldy or bush or whatever. Rubs her right (you know what I mean) and he chews her up. Then she chews him up and, whether accidental or intentional, taste his man juice. She gets a pass. Know why?!...uh...follow my segway...

Whenever a man eats out a female, he also has accepted the female jizz. (Brothers, Please read the previous sentence three more times if you said anything close to the following responses "like hell", "not me" or "she didn't cum in my mouth"). I don't have any real facts. But this is what I think I know, most times if you bopping her right she is more probable to cum off your head. Some females will attest that head cum is more probable but not as enjoyable. What I also think I know is that most females have no control to tell you they are cumming? So they get more ignorant than you when you think you degrading her by jizzing in her mouth. When you thinking "Im bout to bop her until she cry", she already basting your tongue. Its crazy! I believe there are really only two rules for guys and giving head. Don't eat it to beat it. Its cheating. There are special cases. If you can't get up...you damn near owe her especially if she broke you off. And you shouldn't have more than a 20% eat out rate, depending on how many partners you have had. And that's pushing it!

Anyway, I don't know what else I can say. There are many sexual double standards. They suck. My Aunt Ann always says, "I am somewhat proud if my nephew or son is getting theirs but I be damn if I find out my niece or daughter putting out like males". As unfair as it is, we will all live by it when we have children. I know a lot of females that go against the double standard but if they had daughters they would live by the same rule. This subject is really based on when and where you get jizzed (reminder: if you do the act then you were jizzed. AUTOMATICALLY). When did you suck or eat it? Before or after a relationship status was determined? Where did you get glazed? Hair? Tongue? Eye? Where did you do it? Car? Bathroom of Ford City?

But really the true answer is who cares about my opinion. She didn't chew me up.

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